...when there are unpleasant things occuring
1. ahhh! I wanna poke my eye out
2. Why don't I throw myself off a mountain
3. I wanna slit my wrists
4. I'll go hang myself
5. Why don't I jump in front of a bus
Now these things come to mind as alternatives for the current situations. These situations could include: singing "I just wanna be a sheep", talking to someone I don't want to talk to, seeing people embarassing themselves (karoke), etc.
But I must ask, why is it that my first reaction is to inflict harm on myself. I don't know. And you should know that I would never intentionally inflict harm on myself...it's just a fleeting thought. Hannah and I were discussing this quite thoroughly this evening, why I don't know. I guess it's like the commercial for tootsie pops says..."The world my never know".
That's all for tonight.
3 comments:
Sarah,
thank God we know each other so well so I can straighten this out for you. I only have such vast experience in this area because I myself, a karaoke frequenter, have driven people to do such acts as listed by you. The problem is that I can't explain such a phenomenon with mere words. I would need my charts, markerboards, and gesticulations.
I would be willing to explain it all to you sometime in your new house, which looks like it has a really nice door for slamming in peoples' faces! (ah snap) Yeah, that's who I am.
I will be in Denver soon to drink fruity beer with you in a cold garage.
-MqZ
Matt,
I'm so glad you can help me to understand this. I'm also thankful that you know how to spell karaoke, as I see I spelled it improperly. As for drinking fruity beers in a cold garage, I can hardly wait! I'll keep the door open. :P
That's okay. I think things a lot about having people arrested. They are making noise - arrest them. They cut me off. Arrest them. They are in front of me in line...arrest them. I would be a dictator if I could.
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